22 Mar 2009
Hello my fellow Evil Energy Exploiters,
Musical Accompaniment: There’s going to be a Party (heartache) Tonight!
Play it LOUD at 20:30 on Saturday Night 28 March! With the windows OPEN! YAY!
Turn up your lights, fire up that BBQ, rev up your V8 engine ..
.. Earth “Hour (and a half) of Power” is coming to your balcony, backyard etc. this Saturday…
… for the 3rd fabulous year running!
….THERE’S GONNA BE A PARTY TONIGHT!
We know as well as you do that Earth Hour has no impact on our climate.
So we’re doing even more by supporting Earth Hour and a Half …
—the only mass action guaranteed 50% more effective than Earth Hour.
150% of nothing is still nothing!
OK … first, lets do a reality check of our boring (dare I say…inconvenient?) scientific facts:
CO2 rate decreasing? ….CHECK CHECK!
Sea levels falling? ….CHECKITY CHECK CHECK!
Temperatures chilling? …YEP YEP YEP!
Sun off? …..CHECK! Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooo! (Ha Ha, just joking! )
Environmental religion declining? ……Yeppity Yep Yep!!!
[But … is Swedish corporate opportunism rising? Yes indeed!]
Righty-Oh… Lets get down to the Party….
….. AND WARM UP THIS PLANET!….
…. The Australian Way!
All internal lights – ON
All external floodlights – ON
All Christmas lights – ON
In slab heating – ON, ALL ROOMS
TV, iron, kitchen appliances, VCR, DVD, stereo, 3 x computers, exhaust fans, 4 x electric toothbrushes, kettle, cappuccino maker, bread maker, 2 x lava lamps, 3 x bedside lamps, 5 x garden lights, 3 x bedside radios – ALL ON
Still camera, DVD camera, 2 x mobile phones – ALL CHARGING
Meatloaf’s ‘Bat Out of Hell’ – ON, VERY LOUD
Cars idling in the driveway – YES
Kids – GOING MENTAL, SHOUTING “HOUR OF POWER” UP AND DOWN THE STREET
Check check double check …double check and triple check!
ON A MORE HUMAN NOTE: ….
“Join the Hour of Power and celebrate human progress. Turn on a light, read a book or watch TV and appreciate the fact that your life does not stop because the sun goes down.”
See you Saturday, on your balcony, lights and music blazing, at 8.30 pm sharp!
Best lighting regards,
Energy Loving Brady